MTG 4: Prophets of Doom

Because who needs actual progress, anyway?

We, the Prophets of Doom, have foreseen the futility of human endeavor. We have gazed into the abyss of bureaucratic red tape and seen the void that lies within.

Our prophecies are not just for the faint of heart. We have beheld the horrors of pointless meetings, the despair of pointless emails, and the abyss of pointless reports.

But fear not, mortals! For we have foreseen the coming of the Great Overhead Projector of Doom, which shall bring about the Apocalypse of PowerPoint.